So I'm just killing time, messing around with my Blogger profile, trying to answer one of their ridiculous 'random questions'. After giving up hope that I'll find a non-non-sequitur (HA! I just made that up) question, I decide to reply to this gem:

"The children are waiting! Tell them the story of the bald frog and the wig:"

Once upon a time, there was a frog, who, like all the other frogs in the land, all across the land, neighboring lands, lands far and away, and like every frog who has ever lived in the history of all aforesaid lands... was bald. One day he chanced upon a wig, which, fortunately for him, was frog-sized and fit him perfectly. As he looked upon his reflection on the pond's still waters, he declared that he looked positively smashing and quite debonair, despite the fact that his new-found coiffe resembled that of Phyllis Diller. As these frogs obviously were unfamiliar with "Lives of the Rich and Famous", all the frogs in the land, all across the land, neighboring lands, and lands far and away, revered the wigged frog and crowned him king of all frogs. Henceforth, he became known as King Reginald IV, "The Well Endowed". Unbeknownst to King Reggie, the wig was enchanted and blessed him with unnaturally long life. It is rumoured that he still lives to this very day, in a pond somewhere, wearing that tattered wig, dancing the jitterbug to Troy's Mixtape of Love on his royal lilypad.

HA! Awesome.

[clicks submit]

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"Please correct errors below." What?

[scroll down]

"Must be at most 400 characters"

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Gee, that information would have been useful if you posted it next to the reply box so I could have known that BEFORE I typed up that novel.

So.

It's here instead for your reading pleasure. Enjoy.

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